Panic Mode 2021: Survival Tips - Action 5 Protocol
Level 5, the point of no return. Your world has been reduced to a smoldering ruin. The only thing left to do is... well, not much, really. Here are some tips to help you survive the apocalypse:
- Find a safe shelter. Not that there's much to be safe from, but try.
- Scrounge for food and water. Canned goods, bottled water, and Spam are your friends.
- Form an alliance. You're not going to make it alone. Try to find people with similar skills, like a medic, a mechanic, and a guy who's really good at making fires.
- Learn to love the taste of your own sweat. It's a acquired taste, but trust me, it's a game-changer.
- Find a way to communicate. Two-way radios, walkie-talkies, or just a really loud whistle. Something.
And remember, in a world gone mad, the only constant is change. Adapt, improvise, and pray for a miracle.
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if (you're still reading this) {
console.log('You're doing it wrong. Go find a bunker and hide.');
}